I Hate "Selfie" Quotes

Are you one of those who had enough of selfies that people are posting everyday? Don't worry you're not alone,haha. Here are some lists of  Selfie Quotes to pissed off those frustrated models :D

Selfie (n.): a picture taken of a person by that person.

1. A daily selfie? Really? Did you think we forgot how you looked like 24 hours ago or are you just that desperate for attention?

2. Scientist have announced a new unit to accurately measure narcissism: the selfie per hour. 

3. There should be a "you've exceeded your limit" box pop when someone posts too many pictures of themselves followed by a punched in the throat. 

4. Life's big lesson: Are you really that attractive or is your selfie game just strong?

5. I speak on behalf of your entire friend's list when I say, "we're good with the selfies."

6. When someone posts a selfie, I wonder how many pictures they took before they decided they had the perfect one. 

7. Hello modelling agency? My selfie just got 24 likes, I think I am ready to go pro. 

8. So you're one of the girls who posts selfies on FB? For a second I thought you weren't a pathetic attention seeker. 

9. A selfie a day, keeps insecurities away. 

10. For every good selfie, there are about 35 failed ones. 

11. Excellent choice to put a Rumi Quote under that cleavage emphasizing selfie. 

12. Maybe you should consider keeping your selfie to yourself. 

13. May you someday find someone to love you as much as your selfies indicates how much you love yourself. 

14. I really worry about which selfie my family put on the news if ever I went missing. 

15. A daily selfie is like the adult version of a toddler jumping up and down screaming for attention. 

16. Selfies were just called, "No one else wants to take my picture." 

17. When you take a selfie so good, you can't believe it's you. 

18. Selfie is word of the year. This is why our generation is doomed. 

19. Don't ever date a man who takes more selfies than you do. 

20. A daily selfie is like announcing to the world to please pay attention to you because obviously your spouse is not.



21. Guess those people who constantly post pictures of themselves must not own mirrors like the most of us.

22. Oh, I offended you with my opinion on your selfies? You should hear the ones I keep to my self.

23. Oh, you take photos of yourself with your boobs and ass hanging out? Please continue to tell me how classy your are.

24. Occasional selfies are acceptable, but posting pictures of yourself everyday is not necessary.

25. Your face is a disaster. Stop taking selfies.

26. Have you ever considered finding another hobby besides taking pictures of yourself?

27. Back in the day, bathrooms were used for taking shit, not for taking pictures.

28. Yay, another selfie. I hope those 10 "likes" gives you the confidence you need through your day.

29. I could vomit just looking at your selfie.

30. Hey, you there attention seeking whore! No one gives a shit!

31. If you post a selfie everyday, you annoy the shit out of me. Just saying.

32. "I love your selfies" said no one ever.

33. The amount of selfies of yours is so fucking high.

34. If the majority of photos you take are selfies, I'll probably hate you as a person.

35. Thank you for the shirtless, bathroom, muscle selfie. Now I don't have to waste my time discovering on my own that you are a douchebag.

36. Because of this selfie, you'll get nothing for Christmas.

37. It's hard to miss you when you post a selfie everyday.

38. Taking selfies for the internet doesn't make you a model, it makes you an idiot.

39. The doctor says: It appears you suffer from desperate need for constant attention. The cure? Stop posting bad selfies everyday and get back to living the real world.

40. FUCK YOUR SELFIES!